So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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