ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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