belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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