I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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