i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Say something about gay babies.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I DEMAND FORESKIN
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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