Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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