Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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