so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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