Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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