That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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