I looked at my own cervix.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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