Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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