problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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