After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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