Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I want to walk on stilts...naked
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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