Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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