as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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