Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize