your parents love me but you hate me
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
