Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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