Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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