OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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