I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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