office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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