..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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