Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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