The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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