Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
His nipple licking is glorious
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