Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
