it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
where am i from again
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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