WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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