yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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