Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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