how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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