I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I am available for nakedness
I have tasted many bathrooms
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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