I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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