i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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