Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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