can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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