is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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