Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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