you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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