Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I am available for nakedness
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
