If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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