Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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