fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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