That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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