Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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