she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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