that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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