We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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