Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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