So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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