No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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