i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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