it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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