Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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