I want to walk on stilts...naked
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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